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i said he was making waffles for breakfast. I said "don't you mean carrots?" he hit me.

i said he was making waffles for breakfast. I said
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He told the children to eat their vegetables But all he gave them was pizza

He told the children to eat their vegetables But all he gave them was pizza Redditors Wife
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I asked him to rape me He said just buy some damn birth control.

I asked him to rape me He said just buy some damn birth control. Redditors Wife
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i said we should get a new dog he said he wanted an elephant instead

i said we should get a new dog he said he wanted an elephant instead Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he never wears the shirts I buy him He said he wasn't Adam Sandler

I asked him why he never wears the shirts I buy him He said he wasn't Adam Sandler Redditors Wife
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i ASKED HIM IIF HE WANTED TO COME TO BED HE ASKED IF I COULD PRETEND TO BE A TOASTER

i ASKED HIM IIF HE WANTED TO COME TO BED HE ASKED IF I COULD PRETEND TO BE A TOASTER Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he married me He says it's because I'm ugly

I asked him why he married me He says it's because I'm ugly Redditors Wife
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told him i caught the kids wrestling on the bed asked for his big belt

told him i caught the kids wrestling on the bed asked for his big belt Redditors Wife
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I tried to tell him about my problems He asked if they were Strawberry shortcake or Optimus prime

I tried to tell him about my problems He asked if they were Strawberry shortcake or Optimus prime Redditors Wife
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I asked him for sex he said, "stop touching bananas"

I asked him for sex he said,
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