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Redditors Wife

i asked him to have sex he told me my sister already took care of it

i asked him to have sex he told me my sister already took care of it Redditors Wife
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i asked him to walk the dog he told me to balance it on my face

i asked him to walk the dog he told me to balance it on my face Redditors Wife
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I'll make a banner welcoming him home from a war Reddit alien is bigger than the heart.

I'll make a banner welcoming him home from a war Reddit alien is bigger than the heart. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He said "Not until it deals the 5 of hearts"

I asked him to come to bed He said
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i told him i had something waiting for him in the bedroom he asked if it was a pre-1965 quarter

i told him i had something waiting for him in the bedroom he asked if it was a pre-1965 quarter Redditors Wife
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asked him if he wanted to have sex "only if we can post the pictures to /r/gonewild"

asked him if he wanted to have sex
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I said I needed to pick up my birth control He mumbled something about Diet Coke

I said I needed to pick up my birth control He mumbled something about Diet Coke Redditors Wife
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I asked if he would come give me anal He said YES!

I asked if he would come give me anal He said YES! Redditors Wife
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He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even gold

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even gold Redditors Wife
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I told him i was raped he said: pics or it didn't happen

I told him i was raped he said: pics or it didn't happen Redditors Wife
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