Redditors Wife

You coming to bed soon? Just ONE more hand. I just bid NIL!

You coming to bed soon? Just ONE more hand. I just bid NIL!  Redditors Wife

Honey? It's 4am... Just a sec baby, this guy does not deserve 5th

Honey? It's 4am... Just a sec baby, this guy does not deserve 5th  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could have sex he said after i urinate to show im ready to copulate

I asked if we could have sex he said after i urinate to show im ready to copulate  Redditors Wife

He's listening to those weird alarms again... Who keeps upvoting Pink Floyd to the front page?

He's listening to those weird alarms again... Who keeps upvoting Pink Floyd to the front page?  Redditors Wife

He let me move in and then gave me an engagement ring box It was a key to the house

He let me move in and then gave me an engagement ring box It was a key to the house  Redditors Wife

i faked a seizure once he poked me in the eye

i faked a seizure once he poked me in the eye  Redditors Wife

I asked if there was anything I could help him out with He said to go get his mom for a blowjob

I asked if there was anything I could help him out with He said to go get his mom for a blowjob  Redditors Wife

I told him i lost the baby He said i lost the game

I told him i lost the baby He said i lost the game  Redditors Wife

I bought expensive lingerie to spice things up. He said "Waste of money, put on a white t-shirt and go stand in the sun"

I bought expensive lingerie to spice things up.  He said

I said my bike broke He said get a shopping cart

I said my bike broke He said get a shopping cart  Redditors Wife
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