Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to play call of duty he said "bitch thats now how you make a sandwich"

i told him i wanted to play call of duty  he said

I asked him to have sex He said "Up bum, no baby"

I asked him to have sex He said

I told him our child smeared shit in the bathroom He dressed up as Chuck E Cheese and sat back down

I told him our child smeared shit in the bathroom He dressed up as Chuck E Cheese and sat back down  Redditors Wife

Got my Girlfriend to sign up on Reddit No longer need this meme

Got my Girlfriend to sign up on Reddit No longer need this meme  Redditors Wife

I told him i couldn't sleep he told to jump rope with the bloody intestines of a priest

I told him i couldn't sleep he told to jump rope with the bloody intestines of a priest  Redditors Wife

Pickle Samich?! Who the shit said we live in carpel tunnels syndrome!?

Pickle Samich?! Who the shit said we live in carpel tunnels syndrome!?  Redditors Wife

I tried to relate by talking about Kony 2012. He said something about a shoe on my head.

I tried to relate by talking about Kony 2012. He said something about a shoe on my head.  Redditors Wife

Coming to bed... ...POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

Coming to bed... ...POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?  Redditors Wife

asked him to bang me only got 2/10 on the risk assessment

asked him to bang me only got 2/10 on the risk assessment  Redditors Wife

i told him "april fools" He told me reddit hates that

i told him
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