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Redditors Wife

I asked if he did the dishes He said he couldn't because the cat was still in there

I asked if he did the dishes He said he couldn't because the cat was still in there Redditors Wife
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I asked him to collect the kids he said he only collects broken laser pointers

I asked him to collect the kids he said he only collects broken laser pointers Redditors Wife
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i told him to get medicine when he was sick he said he injects snake venom instead

i told him to get medicine when he was sick he said he injects snake venom instead Redditors Wife
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I told him I bought a sexy new bra He said he wasn't in the mood for chili

I told him I bought a sexy new bra He said he wasn't in the mood for chili Redditors Wife
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he has no idea who i am or that i broke into his house to kill him!!!

he has no idea who i am or that i broke into his house to kill him!!! Redditors Wife
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The car door opened You're retarded

The car door opened You're retarded Redditors Wife
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this is the worst meme

this is the worst meme Redditors Wife
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Asked him to open a bottle of wine for our anniversary He said "we only have a corkscrew, I need a wine key for that"

Asked him to open a bottle of wine for our anniversary He said
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I told him the internet guy would fix it tomorrow he threw our cat out the window and punched me

I told him the internet guy would fix it tomorrow he threw our cat out the window and punched me Redditors Wife
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I just wanted to go buy more produce He just yelled FAB V BITCH....

I just wanted to go buy more produce He just yelled FAB V BITCH.... Redditors Wife
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