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I asked to borrow his car keys No, I can smell the sake on your breath

I asked to borrow his car keys No, I can smell the sake on your breath Redditors Wife
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"Where are you taking the cat? "The bathroom."
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I told him to quit talking during the movie He said he was waiting for the ninjas

I told him to quit talking during the movie He said he was waiting for the ninjas Redditors Wife
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i told him to come to bed, that it was 3am. He said I must be lonely

i told him to come to bed, that it was 3am. He said I must be lonely Redditors Wife
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I told him I was pregnant He said he was going to fist me

I told him I was pregnant He said he was going to fist me Redditors Wife
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I told him our daughter ate a ghost pepper he said "Get the camera."

I told him our daughter ate a ghost pepper he said
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I asked him where he was all day he said "Registering to vote"

I asked him where he was all day he said
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I told him I ran out of birth control he said maybe now I'd be happy

I told him I ran out of birth control he said maybe now I'd be happy Redditors Wife
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I asked him where he was all night He said sourcing in Alaska

I asked him where he was all night He said sourcing in Alaska Redditors Wife
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i asked him what he wanted for dinner he was just sitting there masturbating

i asked him what he wanted for dinner he was just sitting there masturbating Redditors Wife
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