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I told him i'd do an erotic dance for him he said let me get my spiderman costume

I told him i'd do an erotic dance for him he said let me get my spiderman costume Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted birthday sex. He said he had plans to meet some interweb friends at the zoo.

I asked him if he wanted birthday sex. He said he had plans to meet some interweb friends at the zoo. Redditors Wife
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I asked him what the fuck he was talking about He said check the comments for context

I asked him what the fuck he was talking about He said check the comments for context Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he wanted for dinner "Nothing"

I asked him what he wanted for dinner
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I asked if he would make love to me he said "only because i dont want cancer"

I asked if he would make love to me he said
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I asked him if we could have sex. "Allergic."

I asked him if we could have sex.
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I asked him to come to bed "No i need to go through all of your childhood albums first"

I asked him to come to bed
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Honey? What are you doing? I'm reading the Terms of Service.

Honey? What are you doing? I'm reading the Terms of Service. Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he wouldn't trust me to go out he said, "If I can't trust the duck, who can i trust?"

I asked him why he wouldn't trust me to go out he said,
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I told him i wanted attention he said to confess to murder on reddit

I told him i wanted attention he said to confess to murder on reddit Redditors Wife
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