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I offered him a blowjob He said What are you hiding from me

I offered him a blowjob He said What are you hiding from me  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could try something new tonight He told me to prepare my hair conditioner.

I asked him if we could try something new tonight He told me to prepare my hair conditioner.   Redditors Wife

I said "I love you" He answered "Made in China"

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I asked him if we could go out on a date he told me we could if i did a double backflip

I asked him if we could go out on a date he told me we could if i did a double backflip   Redditors Wife

I gave him the sexy photo of myself I took for him He turned it into a meme

I gave him the sexy photo of myself I took for him He turned it into a meme  Redditors Wife

I Asked him why he was taking so long in the shower he kept changing his mind about what to say

I Asked him why he was taking so long in the shower he kept changing his mind about what to say  Redditors Wife

That's it! The rabbit is going into the pot!

That's it! The rabbit is going into the pot!  Redditors Wife

his xbox broke then he put rice in it

his xbox broke then he put rice in it  Redditors Wife

I said i liked almonds he called me a whore

I said i liked almonds he called me a whore  Redditors Wife

i thought you said... lol...just while i was working

i thought you said... lol...just while i was working  Redditors Wife
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