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I asked him what’s going on?? All he said was "Yay grilled cheese and tomato soup night!"

I asked him what’s going on?? All he said was

I said I made you a PBJ He said if it wasn't peanut butter slices, he wasn't interested

I said I made you a PBJ He said if it wasn't peanut butter slices, he wasn't interested  Redditors Wife

I was tired after a 5 hour bus trip He told me to drink the SAP's canned coffee next time

I was tired after a 5 hour bus trip He told me to drink the SAP's canned coffee next time  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said only if he could take pictures of my feet

I asked him to come to bed He said only if he could take pictures of my feet  Redditors Wife

you haven't moved in 24 hours.. what's wrong? u/fumyl!!! motherfucker! I'm ruined!

you haven't moved in 24 hours.. what's wrong? u/fumyl!!! motherfucker! I'm ruined!  Redditors Wife

I asked if he would help cut my toe nails he said when his piranha gets here

I asked if he would help cut my toe nails he said when his piranha gets here   Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to have sex he told me to find a brazilian wandering spider

i told him i wanted to have sex he told me to find a brazilian wandering spider  Redditors Wife

I made him a gourmet meal for dinner He refused and wanted chili instead

I made him a gourmet meal for dinner He refused and wanted chili instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him about his last relationship He spent the next 12 minutes muttering different voices under his breath

I asked him about his last relationship He spent the next 12 minutes muttering different voices under his breath  Redditors Wife

i told him i had a headache he rubbed an egg all over me

i told him i had a headache he rubbed an egg all over me  Redditors Wife
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