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I asked him if we could have sex He spelled t-o-r-t-u-r-e with his eyelids

I asked him if we could have sex He spelled t-o-r-t-u-r-e with his eyelids Redditors Wife
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I told him our marriage was in trouble He said "Let's have a baby"

I told him our marriage was in trouble He said
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I asked him if we would take me to my mammogram appointment He just squeezed my breasts

I asked him if we would take me to my mammogram appointment He just squeezed my breasts Redditors Wife
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I said I needed a ride to the store He Loaded up grand theft auto, handed me a helmet and said "pull up a chair"

I said I needed a ride to the store He Loaded up grand theft auto, handed me a helmet and said
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I asked him if I was pretty He said 5/10 would not bang again

I asked him if I was pretty He said 5/10 would not bang again Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted a drink he said "crunk juice!"

I asked if he wanted a drink he said
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I wanted to engage in sexual activity He asked me where the Scrabble Cheez-its were

I wanted to engage in sexual activity He asked me where the Scrabble Cheez-its were Redditors Wife
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I twirl his hair lovingly while he sits at his computer all day He tells me to stop or he'll go bald.

I twirl his hair lovingly while he sits at his computer all day He tells me to stop or he'll go bald. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to watch a movie together He said the couch remembered him of something

I asked him if he wanted to watch a movie together He said the couch remembered him of something Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He was busy watching Sesame Street videos on youtube

I asked him to come to bed He was busy watching Sesame Street videos on youtube Redditors Wife
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