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he really wanted to play gta v he stole a car in real life

he really wanted to play gta v he stole a car in real life Redditors Wife
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I invited him to bed. He said "jesus take wheel" Turned out jesus wasn't into sex either

I invited him to bed. He said
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I asked him how I looked tonight he said I had nice jellyfish

I asked him how I looked tonight he said I had nice jellyfish Redditors Wife
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Jamie isn't coming the the US, is he? Dammit-- we will find a way.

Jamie isn't coming the the US, is he? Dammit-- we will find a way. Redditors Wife
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He stuck it up the wrong hole "Close enough" he said

He stuck it up the wrong hole
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I asked him what he was doing He told me not to fucking move until he was finished painting

I asked him what he was doing He told me not to fucking move until he was finished painting Redditors Wife
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I asked him to sleep with me... "Sure, I have nothing better to do"

I asked him to sleep with me...
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I asked him if we could go to church this Sunday He said he converted to realitianity

I asked him if we could go to church this Sunday He said he converted to realitianity Redditors Wife
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told him i need an operation on my tubes he asks me exactly what kinds of tubes i'm talking about

told him i need an operation on my tubes he asks me exactly what kinds of tubes i'm talking about Redditors Wife
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i was furious and yelled at him he wrapped me in a blanket and called me an angry caterpillar

i was furious and yelled at him he wrapped me in a blanket and called me an angry caterpillar Redditors Wife
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