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asked him to come with me to the gym to lose some weight he said he would rather have a bacon donut

asked him to come with me to the gym to lose some weight he said he would rather have a bacon donut  Redditors Wife

we finally got to meet gerard butler he made an awkward smile

we finally got to meet gerard butler he made an awkward smile  Redditors Wife

"hun can i have 20 dollars? we're out of food." "just spent all our money on omari."

i asked him to give me the "d" he told me to gain a few pounds

i asked him to give me the

I told him I have breast cancer He squeezed my boobs

I told him I have breast cancer He squeezed my boobs  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob he said only if we fly first class

I asked him if he 
wanted a blowjob he said only if 
we fly first class  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take our kid to Best Buy He told me get him an assassin outfit.

I asked him to take our kid to Best Buy He told me get him an assassin outfit.   Redditors Wife

I said, "I'm freezing, come warm me up in bed." He said, "I'll get the 'De-icer.'"

I said,

I told him i was going to lose weight he told me to start smoking meth

I told him i was going to lose weight he told me to start smoking meth  Redditors Wife

He said I could pick out a kitten None resembled a diabolical mastermind

He said I could pick out a kitten None resembled  a diabolical mastermind  Redditors Wife
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