Redditors Wife

Let's spend 40 minutes cleaning. OK, I'll clean the internet.

Let's spend 40 minutes cleaning. OK, I'll clean the internet.  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could go on a date. He said yes and threw a flaming tennis ball at me.

I asked if we could go on a date. He said yes and threw a flaming tennis ball at me.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take a walk in the woods with me. "Can you guarantee a fox?"

I asked him to take a walk in the woods with me.

Told him to come to bed He asked me if i quit smoking

Told him to come to bed He asked me if i quit smoking  Redditors Wife

asked him to spice up our sex he gave me the shocker!

asked him to spice up our sex he gave me the shocker!  Redditors Wife

We were about to have sex, but he grabbed his camera "Hold on, there might be karma in this condom"

We were about to have sex, but he grabbed his camera

Asked him to be intimate with me he said 'how well did you wipe'?

Asked him to be intimate with me he said 'how well did you wipe'?  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He ran away

I asked him if we could have sex He ran away  Redditors Wife

I told him my baby died "LOL teamkill!"

I told him my baby died

I told him I wanted to get my PhD He said we're moving to finland

I told him I wanted to get my PhD He said we're moving to finland  Redditors Wife
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