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I asked him why he built a pool He said i need to protect my pizza

I asked him why he built a pool He said i need to protect my pizza  Redditors Wife

"It's late. Why won't you come to bed?" "I have to check the attic for bees"

I told him i needed a new living room He asked for my habbo name and password

I told him i needed a new living room He asked for my habbo name and password  Redditors Wife

I asked where he was going he said something about tactile experience and the president

I asked where he was going he said something about tactile  experience and the president  Redditors Wife

I told him we ran out of money He said to bring him some used socks

I told him we ran out of  money He said to bring him some used socks  Redditors Wife

I told him my period was late he said "lol, lag"

I told him my period was late he said

I texted him for sex nope, chuck testa

I texted him for sex nope,                  chuck testa  Redditors Wife

I showed him this meme as a cautionary tale He stayed up all night reading them.

I showed him this meme as a cautionary tale He stayed up all night reading them.  Redditors Wife

the Nuclear meltdown he's reading about it.

the Nuclear meltdown he's reading about it.  Redditors Wife

I ate the last piece of cake HE SAID: NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

I ate the last piece of cake HE SAID: NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN  Redditors Wife
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