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I AM HERE... IN THE SHADOWS

I AM HERE... IN THE SHADOWS  Redditors Wife

He said he got a bonus from work today then he said "aaaand it's gone"

He said he got a bonus from work today then he said

I asked him if he wanted some water he said to take off my pants

I asked him if he wanted some water he said to take off my pants  Redditors Wife

I asked him whom he would sleep with if he was still single... He told me to watch The Professional

I asked him whom he would sleep with if he was still single... He told me to watch The Professional  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Why Not Zoidberg?"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

Asked how i can spice up our sex life He suggested selective muteism

Asked how i can spice up our sex life He suggested selective muteism   Redditors Wife

I don't understand why I can't get pregnant It must be your decoy vaginas

I don't understand why I can't get pregnant It must be your decoy vaginas  Redditors Wife

I told him if reddit or I disappeared which one would he miss more "Well, that's easy" Caption 3 goes here

I told him if reddit or I disappeared which one would he miss more

She Asked if they could have sex on the washing machine Only if I can bring my shotgun

She Asked if they could have sex on the washing machine Only if I can bring my shotgun  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wants for his birthday he told me to make a portal cake

I asked him what he wants for his birthday he told me to make a portal cake  Redditors Wife
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