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He lost our child at the park... ...then came home with a raccoon and said "One Cuil."

He lost our child at the park... ...then came home with a raccoon and said

did he shit on the floor? i'm punching myself

did he shit on the floor? i'm punching myself  Redditors Wife

i told him i didn't want to sleep alone tonight he said: that's what your step-son's for

i told him i didn't want to sleep alone tonight he said: that's what your step-son's for  Redditors Wife

He replaced all the forks in the house with makeshift paper clip-forks

He replaced all the forks in the house with makeshift paper clip-forks  Redditors Wife

Pas sexit i tash,ishe shum i mire zemer me tha:like a boss

Pas sexit i tash,ishe shum i mire zemer me tha:like a boss  Redditors Wife

"Kai come to bed, we never have sex anymore!" "I'm pwning the noobs mom"

I told him to get off reddit He said, "NO!"

I told him to get off reddit He said,

I told him I wanted him to do something sexy He took me out and raped me in the rain

I told him I wanted him to do something sexy He took me out and raped me in the rain  Redditors Wife

I told him that I wanted to go to taco bell he put on an ugly colored shirt and said it was camouflage

I told him that I wanted to go to taco bell he put on an ugly colored shirt and said it was camouflage  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said, "Get the fire extinguisher, I have plans."

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said,
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