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Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to go feed the ducks at the park "Can't. I have an appointment to laser my balls"

I asked if he wanted to go feed the ducks at the park
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i said lets get frisky he said not tonight i have "trampoline brain"

i said lets get frisky he said not tonight i have
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i asked him to take me out dancing he said he wanted to go to the cursor disco

i asked him to take me out dancing he said he wanted to go to the cursor disco Redditors Wife
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I told him to get in bed "Not before you change the coverlet"

I told him to get in bed
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Told him i wanted to have a baby He gave me watermelon seeds

Told him i wanted to have a baby He gave me watermelon seeds Redditors Wife
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i told him i love him he said "i love terry crews'

i told him i love him he said
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I asked him to pick an outfit he picked a giant fish

I asked him to pick an outfit he picked a giant fish Redditors Wife
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I told him i was having contractions "You're pooping wrong"

I told him i was having contractions
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Calls in sick from Programming Job Spends whole day on computer

Calls in sick from Programming Job Spends whole day on computer Redditors Wife
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Asks him to come to bed only interested in double vaginas

Asks him to come to bed only interested in double vaginas Redditors Wife
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