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Redditors Wife

I told him I was horny he asked if the dog had eaten my cucumber.

I told him I was horny he asked if the dog had eaten my cucumber. Redditors Wife
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I said I needed to go to the doctor he gave me an egg

I said I needed to go to the doctor he gave me an egg Redditors Wife
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Emil said I am ugly. Go make me dinner, bitch.

Emil said I am ugly. Go make me dinner, bitch. Redditors Wife
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I tell him I'm feeling depressed He tells me to clean the house

I tell him I'm feeling depressed He tells me to clean the house Redditors Wife
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Asked for a threesome with a beautiful woman told to build an igloo

Asked for a threesome with a beautiful woman told to build an igloo Redditors Wife
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He spent more on Polish language classes Than he did on the car

He spent more on Polish language classes Than he did on the car Redditors Wife
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I asked if he needed anything from the store He said get me two sponges, a latex glove, and a plastic cup.

I asked if he needed anything from the store He said get me two sponges, a latex glove, and a plastic cup. Redditors Wife
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I wanted to adopt a cat he said it didn't look grumpy enough

I wanted to adopt a cat he said it didn't look grumpy enough Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted a blowjob "No, I'm going to see some old Middle School friends later"

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob
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I told him I needed some tape He said we're not fucking millionaires

I told him I needed some tape He said we're not fucking millionaires Redditors Wife
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