Redditors Wife

I asked him to make sweet love to me "Sorry babe, best two hours of my day" Caption 3 goes here

I asked him to make sweet love to me

He took my good sandals and carved "follow me" and "bring beer" into them

He took my good sandals and carved

I told him i went to the store and bought coffee he went and threw up in the corner

I told him i went to the store and bought coffee he went and threw up in the corner  Redditors Wife

I told him we never cuddle anymore he said take off your shoes

I told him we never cuddle anymore he said take off your shoes  Redditors Wife

"OMG are you still stuck on that?" "Nobody GIFs a crap!"

Invites husband to meet her in the shower "Nah, you'll just piss on my feet"

Invites husband to meet her in the shower

I asked when he was coming to bed He asked if we would be dipping winkies

I asked when he was coming to bed He asked if we would be dipping winkies  Redditors Wife

I asked if he was coming to bed He said he moved into the garage

I asked if he was coming to bed He said he moved into the garage  Redditors Wife

I told him I was feeling frisky he asked if I was wearing socks

I told him I was feeling frisky he asked if I was wearing socks  Redditors Wife

I asked him to give me a ride to work He said only if I gave him road head on the way

I asked him to give me a ride to work He said only if I gave him road head on the way  Redditors Wife
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