Redditors Wife

He brought home 10 bottles of vitamin D said it was to improve my energy

He brought home 10 bottles of vitamin D said it was to improve my energy  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HE WENT ON A TREASURE HUNT TO FIND THE CONDOMS

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HE WENT ON A TREASURE HUNT TO FIND THE CONDOMS  Redditors Wife

New Macbook Pro for christmas 2000 dollar wife ignoring machine

New Macbook Pro for christmas 2000 dollar wife ignoring machine  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to fool around He said to grab his mask and a snorkel

I asked if he wanted to fool around He said to grab his mask and a snorkel   Redditors Wife

I'm going out... He said, "here borrow my hat."

I'm going out... He said,

I asked him to sing me a song He just started to say boots and cats

I asked him to sing me a song He just started to say boots   and cats  Redditors Wife

He says Reddit is blocked at work I ask him if we can block it at home too

He says Reddit is blocked at work I ask him if we can block it at home too  Redditors Wife

I wanted a three-tiered wedding cake he just said that a bowl of frosting would suffice

I wanted a three-tiered wedding cake he just said that a bowl of frosting would suffice  Redditors Wife

I showed him something funny on Pinterest He saw it on Reddit two weeks ago

I showed him something funny on Pinterest He saw it on Reddit two weeks ago  Redditors Wife

"Honey, remember we need a storage unit by next week." "Can't. Hasn't rained hard enough yet."

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