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I told him I hurt my arm. He said "does it pain?"

I told him I hurt my arm.  He said

I said: "I think ... He interrupted: "Think differently

I said:

"Honey, come to bed." "I can't. i'm waiting to see what was in that guy's attic."

I asked if i could help him he asked if I was a beer

I asked if i could help him he asked if I was a beer  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex he said aint nobody got time for that

I asked him to have sex he said aint nobody got time for that  Redditors Wife

I told him our son is being bullied for his school photo he said that's just bad luck for brian

I told him our son is being bullied for his school photo he said that's just bad luck for brian  Redditors Wife

I asked him how we could help the needy He came back with KFC

I asked him how we could help the needy He came back with KFC  Redditors Wife

I wanted to make him dinner He told me to put spoons on my nipples

I wanted to make him dinner He told me to put spoons on my nipples  Redditors Wife

Texts husband thanking him for coming to bed wasn't husband

Texts husband thanking him 
for coming to bed wasn't husband  Redditors Wife

he said you're not an atheist i'm not upvoting your posts anymore

 he said you're not an atheist i'm not upvoting your posts anymore  Redditors Wife
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