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We're out of shampoo Picks up Mane 'n Tail from the Dollar Store.

We're out of shampoo Picks up Mane 'n Tail from the Dollar Store.  Redditors Wife

Made him a gift saying i love him more than he loves the reddit POSTS GIFT ON REDDIT

Made him a gift saying i love him more than he loves the reddit POSTS GIFT ON REDDIT  Redditors Wife

wanna ring in the new year with me love? LOL! this chick is alone!

wanna ring in the new year with me love? LOL! this chick is alone!  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come help me for a second He said he won't hold my hand while I poop

I asked him to come help me for a second He said he won't hold my hand while I poop  Redditors Wife

I asked him where my shampoo was He mumbled something about not cleaning his ass

I asked him where my shampoo was He mumbled something about not cleaning his ass  Redditors Wife

I wanted him to come to bed He was too busy searching friends' facebooks for funny pictures to post on reddit

I wanted him to come to bed He was too busy searching friends' facebooks for funny pictures to post on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he even knew what sex was anymore He said: fisting

I asked him if he even knew what sex was anymore He said: fisting  Redditors Wife

I told him i wanted a baby he gave me a petri dish

I told him i wanted a baby he gave me a petri dish  Redditors Wife

I told him he needed to get a job He said he was going to journey to the giant beer cloud in the sky instead

I told him he needed to get a job He said he was going to journey to the giant beer cloud in the sky instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him when he was coming to bed he told me "Hamburger"

I asked him when he was coming to bed he told me
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