Redditors Wife

asked him to come to bed he told me to get the toaster

asked him to come to bed he told me to get the toaster  Redditors Wife

I asked him to wash the dishes he just stood there taking pictures of the sink

I asked him to wash the dishes he just stood there 
taking pictures of the sink  Redditors Wife

wrote him a love letter he ate the pen

wrote him a love letter he ate the pen  Redditors Wife

I just told him I headed to the bathroom He started writing quiz on a piece of paper

I just told him I headed to the bathroom He started writing quiz on a piece of paper  Redditors Wife

i said i wanted an evo he said asks marcs dad

i said i wanted an evo he said asks marcs dad  Redditors Wife

I asked him to make love to me He said he couldn't because his penis was glued shut

I asked him to make love to me He said he couldn't because his penis was glued shut  Redditors Wife

I told him Kim Jong Il was an internet expert too. he said, "yeah, now I won't get called on my reposts."

I told him Kim Jong Il was an internet expert too. he said,

... I think I like masturbating to her facebook better than actually having sex with her

... I think I like masturbating to her facebook better than actually having sex with her  Redditors Wife

has sex tonight! makes a throwaway account to post about it

has sex tonight! makes a throwaway account to post about it   Redditors Wife

I told him I was leaving him for someone else He shit in my pillowcase

I told him I was leaving him for someone else He shit in my pillowcase  Redditors Wife
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