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Redditors Wife

I thought it was sweet that he wanted to show me his drawing "Does it look like a 9 year-old did it?"

I thought it was sweet that he wanted to show me his drawing
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I told him I sucked 36 dicks. He said the girl in Clerks sucked 37.

I told him I sucked 36 dicks. He said the girl in Clerks sucked 37. Redditors Wife
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"you mean there were no calls from the employment agency today?" "me: 'good'"
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he's been on there all night shopping for an infrared camera

he's been on there all night shopping for an infrared camera Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he was masturbating in the bathroom He said he was trying to make a good decision

I asked him why he was masturbating in the bathroom He said he was trying to make a good decision Redditors Wife
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have you been using my dildos? yeah, but don't worry I've been cleaning them.

have you been using my dildos? yeah, but don't worry I've been cleaning them. Redditors Wife
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i told him that I was feeling constipated HE told me to stick my thumb in my vagina

i told him that I was feeling constipated HE told me to stick my thumb in my vagina Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we should go out and drink during happy hour He told me he was the owner

I asked him if we should go out and drink during happy hour He told me he was the owner Redditors Wife
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I got him a big mac he asked me why it wasn't homemade

I got him a big mac he asked me why it wasn't homemade Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he got out of bed He said "i'll be back" i need johnconnor11 to shove it

I asked him why he got out of bed He said
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