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I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said we could try anal if i ate a bunch of beats first

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said we could try anal if i ate a bunch of beats first Redditors Wife
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He told me he wanted to have sex tonight. He got mad when I told him I'm knitting.

He told me he wanted to have sex tonight. He got mad when I told him I'm knitting. Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to watch a Woody Harrelson movie with me He said he'd rather ram my parts

I asked if he wanted to watch a Woody Harrelson movie with me He said he'd rather ram my parts Redditors Wife
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Will you come to bed now, sweetie? Must. beat. barbie. splruge. tetris.

Will you come to bed now, sweetie? Must. beat. barbie. splruge. tetris. Redditors Wife
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My mother passed away. at the funeral we all threw roses into her grave - he yelled "and my axe" and threw in an axe.

My mother passed away. at the funeral we all threw roses into her grave - he yelled
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he has all these westboro signs he pickets with but he said he won't face veterans in public. He just trolls their pages

he has all these westboro signs he pickets with but he said he won't face veterans in public. He just trolls their pages Redditors Wife
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it's my birthday you already got enough karma

it's my birthday you already got enough karma Redditors Wife
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I asked him to give me the dick he handed me a picture of Richard Nixon

I asked him to give me the dick he handed me a picture of Richard Nixon Redditors Wife
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i asked if he wanted to come to bed for a birthday blowjob he said why the fuck would you ask me that?

i asked if he wanted to come to bed for a birthday blowjob he said why the fuck would you ask me that? Redditors Wife
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He wanted to go to the paint store to take pictures of the pretty patterns

He wanted to go to the paint store to take pictures of the pretty patterns Redditors Wife
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