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I got us a kitten for Christmas he said, "maybe we should get a falcon"

I got us a kitten for Christmas he said,

I asked him where my drink went He said 'Crunk Juice'

I asked him where my drink went He said 'Crunk Juice'  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could go hiking He told me to bring a dress

I asked if we could go hiking He told me to bring a dress  Redditors Wife

something related to a post on the front page

something related to a post on the front page  Redditors Wife

ask him to have sex with me asks me if i have pet insurance

ask him to have sex with me asks me if i have pet insurance  Redditors Wife

I said I need a new car he said were traveling to sweden

I said I need a new car he said were traveling to sweden  Redditors Wife

Gwyneth Paltrow ?

 Gwyneth Paltrow ?  Redditors Wife

free wi-fi in the store? In your wildest dreams!

free wi-fi in the store? In your wildest dreams!  Redditors Wife

I asked him to hump me He said "go to the train stop"

I asked him to hump me He said

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