Redditors Wife

I asked him to practice safe sex... He started dry humping the lockbox.

I asked him to practice safe sex... He started dry humping the lockbox.  Redditors Wife

I told him to get the baby to stop crying He said he needed a picture with the xbox first.

I told him to get  the baby to stop crying He said he needed a picture with the xbox first.   Redditors Wife

I told him the internet is down he threw a cat in my face and punched me

I told him the internet is down he threw a cat in my face and punched me  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said "I'll get the tin foil"

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said

I had to propose to him... on Notepad

I had to propose to him... on Notepad  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He told me to go step on a lego

I asked him to come to bed He told me to go step on a lego  Redditors Wife

I told him i was pregnant he said he'd believe me when I verified it with the mods

I told him i was pregnant he said he'd believe me when I verified it with the mods  Redditors Wife

Made an extravagant dinner said i was helping the hun

Made an extravagant dinner  said i was helping the hun  Redditors Wife

i asked him to come see the kitten i found he said pocket whales or gtfo

i asked him to come see the kitten i found he said pocket whales 
or gtfo  Redditors Wife

I asked him if I could play SMRPG at his house He said "cool dude"

I asked him if I could play SMRPG at his house He said
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