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I CAN'T PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON YOU ANYMORE, HONEY I DON'T WANT TO GET CANCER

I CAN'T PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON YOU ANYMORE, HONEY I DON'T WANT TO GET CANCER  Redditors Wife

Asked him to give our kids "the talk" He said, "Tena, I'm gonna need a banana and a doughnut"

Asked him to give our kids

i bought him a book about mythical creatures he wouldn't read it because there was no cthulhu

i bought him a book about mythical creatures he wouldn't read it because there was no cthulhu   Redditors Wife

Are you ready for the sexy time? not now, i'm trying to figure out how to tie my fingers into this weird knot.

Are you ready for the sexy time? not now, i'm trying to figure out how to tie my fingers into this weird knot.  Redditors Wife

I told him i was feeling frisky. he told me to stand on a roomba.

I told him i was feeling frisky. he told me 
to stand on a roomba.  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted a blowjob He told me to clench my fist

I asked if he wanted a blowjob He told me to clench my fist  Redditors Wife

I asked him to run a marathon Said he needs to practice smiling

I asked him to run a marathon Said he needs to practice smiling  Redditors Wife

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Pato foste agramped Logo agr q tava quase a vir  Redditors Wife

i gave him a human communication textbook he posted it to reddit

i gave him a human communication textbook he posted it to reddit  Redditors Wife

Said he wanted to stuff my pussy Then said 'nope'

Said he wanted to stuff my pussy Then said 'nope'  Redditors Wife
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