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He said he just missed a funny joke on Reddit Waiting for the repost

He said he just missed a funny joke on Reddit Waiting for the repost  Redditors Wife

he lost a game on lol so he carved out my womb and made me eat the computer monitor

he lost a game on lol so he carved out my womb and made me eat the computer monitor  Redditors Wife

I said it was 10 and he needed sleep That was 20 episodes of ponies ago

I said it was 10 and he needed sleep That was 20 episodes of ponies ago  Redditors Wife

I said I'm tired of initiating sex and getting rejected and he said "Forever alone"

I said I'm tired of initiating sex and getting rejected and he said

I told him I wanted kids He said we should hold hands

I told him I wanted kids He said we should hold hands  Redditors Wife

I told him I was pregnant He said "I still have a higher bejeweled blitz score than you"

I told him I was pregnant He said

i asked if i could make him a drink He said not in that outfit

i asked if i could make him a drink He said not in that outfit  Redditors Wife

i made the wifi password our wedding anniversary he hit me and threw the cat out the window

i made the wifi password our wedding anniversary  he hit me and threw the cat out the window   Redditors Wife

I told him a funny joke he just said 55555555555555

I told him a funny joke he just said 55555555555555  Redditors Wife

I asked him to help decorate the house He told me to buy a clown

I asked him to help decorate the house He told me to buy a clown  Redditors Wife
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