Redditors Wife

I SAID WE NEED A NEW MAILBOX he bought a golden retriever

I SAID WE NEED A NEW 
MAILBOX he bought a golden retriever  Redditors Wife

I asked him if I could buy some raspberry ice cream. He told me to go eat a beaver's ass.

I asked him if I could buy some raspberry ice cream. He told me to go eat a beaver's ass.  Redditors Wife

I WANTED TO DO ANAL HE SAID HIS DICK WAS TOO BIG

I WANTED TO DO ANAL HE SAID HIS DICK WAS TOO BIG  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to try anal he told me i needed to pass the scotch tape test first

I asked him if he wanted to try anal he told me i needed to pass the scotch tape test first  Redditors Wife

I asked him to go down on me He asked if we had any honey

I asked him to go down on me He asked if we had any honey  Redditors Wife

I told him maybe he should spend less time playing borderlands 2 he said maybe we should breakup and just be friends

I told him maybe he should spend less time playing borderlands 2
 he said maybe we should breakup and just be friends   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he was high he said "I'm just old"

I asked him if he was high he said

I asked him what turned him on He said "trying smiling in italics"

I asked him what turned him on He said

I asked him what he did with my typewriter He said he sent it to Tom Hanks

I asked him what he did with my typewriter He said he sent it to Tom Hanks  Redditors Wife

I asked him, "Why do you need my hair straightener?" He said, "I needed bacon."

I asked him,
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