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Asked him why he returned my valentine's day gift Said he needed the money to buy pesos

Asked him why he returned my valentine's day gift Said he needed the money to buy pesos  Redditors Wife

I told him he would look better with a haircut He said he would just learn how to fix a sink

I told him he would look better with a haircut He said he would just learn how to fix a sink  Redditors Wife

I peeked around the corner to tell him dinner was ready. Saw his Confession Bear post.

I peeked around the corner to tell him dinner was ready.  Saw his Confession Bear post.   Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX HE SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY EATING CHOCOLATE.

I ASKED HIM TO HAVE SEX HE SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY EATING CHOCOLATE.   Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted pancakes he said make them perfect

i asked him if he wanted pancakes he said make them perfect  Redditors Wife

He keeps telling me everyday he goes to bar with friends He always stays at home

He keeps telling me everyday he goes to bar with friends He always stays at home  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a new car he said "kill me, bring me back to life, and I'll buy a scratch-off"

I told him I wanted a new car he said

Essa coisa do Reddit esta indo longe demais... Ele me chamou de "derpina" durante o sexo ontem a noite

Essa coisa do Reddit esta indo longe demais... Ele me chamou de

I left my browser open to funnyjunk he called a divorce lawyer

I left my browser open to funnyjunk he called a divorce lawyer  Redditors Wife

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