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I wanted to hang up our new van goh he wanted to hang up a picture of a cat

I wanted to hang up our new van goh he wanted to hang up a picture of a cat  Redditors Wife

Dear Lord, help me to stop hugging walls, and lead me back to the kitchen. While my husband slaves away at Angry Birds.

Dear Lord, help me to stop hugging walls, and lead me back to the kitchen. While my husband slaves away at Angry Birds.  Redditors Wife

Honey I want you to make love to me Huh?

Honey I want you to make love to me Huh?  Redditors Wife

he says he's working But the smell of faeces is quite arousing

he says he's working  But the smell of faeces is quite arousing  Redditors Wife

I left the Pizza on the table for him "You know I hate vegetables"

I left the Pizza on the table for him

I asked if he wanted coffee he said let's go for starbucks on tuesday

I asked if he wanted coffee he said let's go for starbucks on tuesday  Redditors Wife

*why won't john love me?!* dear god anne, leave me alone

*why won't john love me?!* dear god anne, leave me alone  Redditors Wife

I asked him for sex he said "why don't you ask your brother?"

I asked him for sex he said

I told him my cousin's mom was murdered by her dad He said don't worry, I'll buy her an iPad

I told him my cousin's mom was murdered by her dad He said don't worry, I'll buy her an iPad  Redditors Wife

I told him he needed to better himself He started listening to ke$ha

I told him he needed to better himself He started listening to ke$ha  Redditors Wife
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