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Redditors Wife

i asked him to look over my resume he said "No thanks, I'm not hungry."

i asked him to look over my resume he said
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I said that octopus will never fit through the hole he said i wouldnt fit in my wedding dress anymore

I said that octopus will never fit through the hole he said i wouldnt fit in my wedding dress anymore Redditors Wife
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I said I wanted a pet He said that our apartment is too small for a bear.

I said I wanted a pet He said that our apartment is too small for a bear. Redditors Wife
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i asked him to come to bed he said he felt stimulated and was going for a run

i asked him to come to bed he said he felt stimulated and was going for a run Redditors Wife
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Asked where the family should vacation this summer "Ameristralia"

Asked where the family should vacation this summer
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I told him he's my Honey Bear He told me he was just Chuck Testa

I told him he's my Honey Bear He told me he was just Chuck Testa Redditors Wife
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I told him my mom died He said, "SWEET! More karma for me."

I told him my mom died He said,
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I told him I was going to make cupcakes. He told me to flip the pan over and make cookie bowls.

I told him I was going to make cupcakes. He told me to flip the pan over and make cookie bowls. Redditors Wife
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I watch Horribull play over his shoulder.

I watch Horribull play over his shoulder. Redditors Wife
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"I want you to spend more time with me" and not a single fuck was given on any day
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