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I told him i don't know who he is anymore he said "this is Andrew"

I told him i don't know who he is anymore he said
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Asked him to come to bed for sexytimes he told me to go measure the distance between my clitoris and vagina

Asked him to come to bed for sexytimes he told me to go measure the distance between my clitoris and vagina Redditors Wife
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i said, "there's something wrong with our marriage" he said, "there's something wrong on the internet"

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I asked if he wanted to have sex He said his ipad was dead

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said his ipad was dead Redditors Wife
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He said he'd have sex after homework He's in engineering

He said he'd have sex after homework He's in engineering Redditors Wife
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I asked if we could do something exciting He told me try ironing in more exciting places

I asked if we could do something exciting He told me try ironing in more exciting places Redditors Wife
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I told him I didn't need a birthday present He believed me

I told him I didn't need a birthday present He believed me Redditors Wife
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The Government is watching you Thats why I'm on /r/Spacedicks

The Government is watching you Thats why I'm on /r/Spacedicks Redditors Wife
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Asks husband if he wants any water "Only if its from Canada"

Asks husband if he wants any water
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I asked him to go to our sons football game he said,"Not if I have to use apple maps"

I asked him to go to our sons football game he said,
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