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wont have sex with me until he is 30 Says he wants to be a wizard

wont have sex with me until he is 30 Says he wants to be a wizard Redditors Wife
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Asked him what i needed to do, to get him to come to bed he said i should fart for 27 seconds

Asked him what i needed to do, to get him to come to bed he said i should fart for 27 seconds Redditors Wife
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I was excited when he bought all those ties because i thought he finally got a job But he used them for easter eggs

I was excited when he bought all those ties because i thought he finally got a job But he used them for easter eggs Redditors Wife
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i texted him to come over to take a nap he went home and browsed reddit

i texted him to come over to take a nap he went home and browsed reddit Redditors Wife
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We used to be intimate white stuff all over the floor

We used to be intimate white stuff all over the floor Redditors Wife
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I told him I was ready He said good let me get the flashlights

I told him I was ready He said good let me get the flashlights Redditors Wife
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GOT THAT BITCH

GOT THAT BITCH Redditors Wife
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i asked why he put shaving cream on his entire face he said he didn't know why

i asked why he put shaving cream on his entire face he said he didn't know why Redditors Wife
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I asked what his first orgasm was like. He said, "like stroking papa smurfs magic flesh wand."

I asked what his first orgasm was like. He said,
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I showed him /b/ "they steal everything from Reddit"

I showed him /b/
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