Redditors Wife

honey, please come to bed shut up bitch, im playin starcraft

honey, please come to bed shut up bitch, im playin starcraft   Redditors Wife

i asked him why he uses so much toilet paper he said something about poop splashback

i asked him why he uses so much toilet paper he said something about poop splashback  Redditors Wife

i told him i was molested as a child he said: pics or it didn't happen

i told him i was molested as a child he said: pics or it didn't happen  Redditors Wife

He told me he would cook dinner tonight Chili at 2am

He told me he would cook dinner tonight Chili at 2am  Redditors Wife

He said he wil stop murdering sheep he didn,t

He said he wil stop murdering sheep he didn,t 
  Redditors Wife

I offered him a blowjob He said: "Not now, wr8 has posted in the transfer forum!"

I offered him a blowjob He said:

asked him if he would go to red Lobster with me he had an allergic reaction to crab and spent the rest of the weekend on facebook mad at me

asked him if he would go to red Lobster with me he had an allergic reaction to crab and spent the rest of the  weekend on facebook mad at me   Redditors Wife

losing sleep, overthinking about her minutes husband checks it out with their paperless billing despite being 3:00AM

losing sleep, overthinking about her minutes husband checks it out with their paperless billing despite being 3:00AM  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said he was too busy geocaching

I asked if he wanted to have sex He said he was too busy geocaching  Redditors Wife

is there a sub-reddit for reddit widows? No. Just this meme.

is there a sub-reddit
for reddit widows? No.  Just this meme.  Redditors Wife
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