Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted a blowjob. He said he'd love to go to Outback.

Asked him if he wanted a blowjob. He said he'd love to go to Outback.  Redditors Wife

Suggested he should call more often. Shot his phone.

Suggested he should call more often. Shot his phone.  Redditors Wife

I told him a strange guy slapped me on the ass, partly leaving a handprint He said take a picture, and reddit will figure out who he is

I told him a strange guy slapped me on the ass, partly leaving a handprint He said take a picture, and reddit will figure out who he is  Redditors Wife

I KERKOVA TE ME QINTE FORT ME THA QE DUHET TE LUFTONTE PER turqine ne plovdiv

I KERKOVA TE ME QINTE FORT ME THA QE DUHET TE LUFTONTE PER turqine ne plovdiv  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to get a cat He told me to check underneath our house

I told him I wanted to get a cat He told me to check underneath our house  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He told me I was full of shit

I asked him to come to bed He told me I was full of shit  Redditors Wife

I asked him to make love to me he said he was afraid of being touched ever since Justin Beiber kicked his ass

I asked him to make love to me he said he was afraid of being touched ever since Justin Beiber kicked his ass  Redditors Wife

I made him wait 15 minutes for sex. He said "I made this entire comic while she was still in there."

I made him wait 15 minutes for sex. He said

i wanted to go out but he wanted to watch fatalstryke play ssx

i wanted to go out but he wanted to watch fatalstryke play ssx  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to try something new tonight he said: only if we do it like banana slugs

i told him i wanted to try something new tonight he said: only if we do it like banana slugs  Redditors Wife
Like us for More!