Redditors Wife

"I got you a kitten for Christmas" "Return it, get ducks."

asked him how attractive i was "in Sweden, america, or Rivendell?"

asked him how attractive i was

i asked him what happened to my cds He said check the sink

i asked him what happened to my cds He said check the sink  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to make sure i cleaned my butthole first

i asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me to make sure i cleaned my butthole first  Redditors Wife

I wanted to have sex But he was too busy making memes about spiderman

I wanted to have sex But he was too busy making memes about spiderman  Redditors Wife

i told him our son wanted a dog He said we should get him a psychiatrist instead

i told him our son wanted a dog He said we should get him a psychiatrist instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him to watch Top Gun with me He said Is that the one with Alex Rhodes?

I asked him to watch Top Gun with me He said Is that the one with Alex Rhodes?  Redditors Wife

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even Platinum

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even Platinum  Redditors Wife

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300 elo

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300 elo  Redditors Wife

i broke my leg he took a picture of it and said something about karma

i broke my leg he took a picture of it and said something about karma  Redditors Wife
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