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Redditors Wife

I asked him why he filed for divorce he said "for the lulz"

I asked him why he filed for divorce he said
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I asked him if he wanted to go bike riding He said he didn't want to get run over and get an STD

I asked him if he wanted to go bike riding He said he didn't want to get run over and get an STD Redditors Wife
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Let's go to dinner at your favorite steak house. He says, "No, you're a vegetarian now."

Let's go to dinner at your favorite steak house. He says,
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I told him my tooth hurt He just unzipped his pants

I told him my tooth hurt He just unzipped his pants Redditors Wife
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i was looking forward to trying anal with him then he said "only if i can lick your asshole first"

i was looking forward to trying anal with him then he said
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I told him I need to get money from the ATM for groceries He told me to just bring dr. pepper

I told him I need to get money from the ATM for groceries He told me to just bring dr. pepper Redditors Wife
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I said "Knock Knock" He said "It doesn't count"

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I asked him to come to bed He said he had to cover for Anzac because they're all drunk

I asked him to come to bed He said he had to cover for Anzac because they're all drunk Redditors Wife
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"Penny for your thoughts?" "I'd prefer a quarter from before 1965."
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katherine's feelings are hurt but i have more memes to make.

katherine's feelings are hurt but i have more memes to make. Redditors Wife
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