Redditors Wife

I told him to come sleep he just yelled "right after i level up!!"

I told him to come sleep he just yelled

I tried to impress him with my knowledge of Billy Joel lyrics he just yelled "I fucking hate Billy Joel"

I tried to impress him with my knowledge of Billy Joel lyrics he just yelled

I asked him for the new Adobe suite He printed out a photo of some building, for the 10th time.

I asked him for the new Adobe suite He printed out a photo of some building, for the 10th time.  Redditors Wife

Asked him to go to take out the trash he said he couldn't because bear grylls was doing an ama

Asked him to go to take out the trash he said he couldn't because bear grylls was doing an ama  Redditors Wife

asked him to take out the trash he said he couldn't because bear grylls was doing an ama

asked him to take out the trash he said he couldn't because bear grylls was doing an ama  Redditors Wife

I asked him to make me breakfast tomorrow He said just put some gravy inside a biscuit

I asked him to make me breakfast tomorrow He said just put some gravy inside a biscuit  Redditors Wife

He said I shouldn't exist anymore He referenced something from the front page

He said I shouldn't exist anymore He referenced something from the front page  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted free sex. He went into the back yard and dug a small hole.

I asked if he wanted free sex. He went into the back yard and dug a small hole.  Redditors Wife

Verily, as the ardor of coitus consumed me, I thrust my bosom unto his visage Quoth he, "LOL, stay right there for a sec. the internet will love this."

Verily, as the ardor of coitus consumed me, I thrust my bosom unto his visage Quoth he,

I keep asking him to help me make decisions but he's too busy posting about it on reddit

I keep asking him to help me make decisions but he's too busy posting about it on reddit  Redditors Wife
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