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Ask him to make my dreams come true he said to use autotune

Ask him to make my dreams come true he said to use autotune  Redditors Wife

I smiled when he called called me "sexy lady" but then he yelled at my ass

I smiled when he called called me

We got into an argument he was losing he called me a refrigerator

We got into an argument he was losing  he called me a refrigerator   Redditors Wife

I told him it was sexy time he asked if i shit my pants yet

I told him it was sexy time he asked if i shit my pants yet  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could get a dog he said only if it has an upvote symbol on its nose

I asked him if we could get a dog he said only if it has an upvote symbol on its nose  Redditors Wife

I told him I felt alone He said I should go to the math lab

I told him I felt alone He said I should go to the math lab  Redditors Wife

"Do you think I'm fat?" "Then Why did you park so far away from the store"

He said he won't come to bed because /r/CircleJerk is closed

He said he won't come to bed because /r/CircleJerk is closed  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he liked our new garage "It would be better if it was an apartment"

I asked him if he liked our new garage

I told him i was feeling stressed and anxious He rubbed his underarm sweat on my lips

I told him i was feeling stressed and anxious He rubbed his underarm sweat on my lips  Redditors Wife
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