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Redditors Wife

i asked him if he still wanted to see a movie tonight he said no and then muttered something about extreme constipation

i asked him if he still wanted to see a movie tonight he said no and then muttered something about extreme constipation Redditors Wife
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i asked him to spend the rest of his life with me he said he needs to fap on it

i asked him to spend the rest of his life with me he said he needs to fap on it Redditors Wife
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i told him i was molested as a child he said: oh shit she still remembers

i told him i was molested as a child he said: oh shit she still remembers Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to go to bed He mumbled something about GUI

I asked him if he wanted to go to bed He mumbled something about GUI Redditors Wife
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I told him Zero raped me he just yelled "No It was I - Shareshiz"

I told him Zero raped me he just yelled
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wife asks what to put into our new picture frame why not zoidberg?

wife asks what to put into our new picture frame why not zoidberg? Redditors Wife
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Honey... I was sexually assaulted today... Well, did you have an orgasm?

Honey... I was sexually assaulted today... Well, did you have an orgasm? Redditors Wife
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Made him sleep on the couch one night as punishment says he gets better sleep there and won't come back

Made him sleep on the couch one night as punishment says he gets better sleep there and won't come back Redditors Wife
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Let's have sex can't, i just lowered my risk of prostate cancer

Let's have sex can't, i just lowered my risk of prostate cancer Redditors Wife
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Asks him to come to bed "Im busy correcting peoples mixed penguin posts"

Asks him to come to bed
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