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I asked for help with the dishes He left a picture in the sink

I asked for help with the dishes He left a picture in the sink  Redditors Wife

I asked what he was doing? He said "Winning at Solitaire."

I asked what he was doing? He said

He didn't want to have sex so he Killed his own boner

He didn't want to have sex so he Killed his own boner  Redditors Wife

thought he was going to thank me for taking care of him while he was sick he just asked me to fetch the camera so he could take pictures of his poop

thought he was going to thank me for taking care of him while he was sick he just asked me to fetch the camera so he could take pictures of his poop  Redditors Wife

Seth said he would go on a date tonight..... but i didn't know it was with a bottle of lotion and his hand:(

Seth said he would go on a date tonight..... but i didn't know it was with a bottle of lotion and his hand:(  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted dessert He said he already had 12 smoothies tonight...

I asked him if he wanted dessert He said he already had 12 smoothies tonight...  Redditors Wife

i told him to pick up some pillows he asked if I wanted the spaceman or honey badger

i told him to pick up some pillows he asked if I wanted the spaceman or honey badger  Redditors Wife

Our daughter asked to go to a concert He gave her a dollar and said,"take your sister too".

Our daughter asked to go to a concert
 He gave her a dollar and said,

Put that in your pipe and fap on it

Put that in your pipe and fap on it  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he never shaves he said he left his shaver in the car

I asked him why he never shaves he said he left his shaver in the car  Redditors Wife
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