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Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to go camping He asked if I had any duct tape

I said I wanted to go camping He asked if I had any duct tape Redditors Wife
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i didn't know doug zentner now kyle kuechle won't talk to me

i didn't know doug zentner now kyle kuechle won't talk to me Redditors Wife
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I said voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? He said speak English if you want sexy time.

I said voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? He said speak English if you want sexy time. Redditors Wife
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I said yes to meme proposal. I really should have seen this coming.

I said yes to meme proposal. I really should have seen this coming. Redditors Wife
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"ANTON, WHY IS THERE A FLESHLIGHT IN THE UMBRELLA HOLDER BY THE FRONT DOOR?." "I RAN OUT OF WARM BAGELS TO HUMP."
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I asked him if we could have sex He Said: "Quit bitchin about being friend-zoned pussy."

I asked him if we could have sex He Said:
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I told him i was wet he told me to get a towel

I told him i was wet he told me to get a towel Redditors Wife
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He touches his iPad More than he touches me.

He touches his iPad More than he touches me. Redditors Wife
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Why won't you come to bed? Because your PJs indicate no sexy times. Nice hair though.

Why won't you come to bed? Because your PJs indicate no sexy times. Nice hair though. Redditors Wife
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"Honey, come to bed" "Can't. I'm waiting to find out if someone is in this dude's attic"
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