Redditors Wife

he said he was leaving me because his planet needed him

he said he was leaving me because his planet needed him  Redditors Wife

Simple statement regarding husband Reddit inside joke about front page post

Simple statement regarding husband Reddit inside joke about front page post  Redditors Wife

i asked him where all the toothpaste went HE said, "Doesn't matter, it was the wrong kind anyways"

i asked him where all the toothpaste went HE said,

Used all of the toothpaste to make April Fool cupcakes Still has a full tube for himself.

Used all of the toothpaste to make April Fool cupcakes Still has a full tube for himself.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take a picture of me in my new dress He said i wasn't photogenic enough

I asked him to take a picture of me in my new dress He said i wasn't photogenic enough   Redditors Wife

I told him why i love being a woman He threw a can of pringles at me

I told him why i love being a woman He threw a can of pringles at me  Redditors Wife

i got a new pair of sexy heels he told me to save the box

i got a new pair of sexy heels he told me to save the box  Redditors Wife

Asks if she was his first Nope, cousin was

Asks if she was his first Nope, cousin was  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said he's waiting for someone to die of alcohol poisoning

I asked him to come to bed He said he's waiting for someone to die of alcohol poisoning  Redditors Wife

i told him go to hell "LOL IM IN INFERNO MODE ALREADY"

i told him go to hell
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