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I asked him Why did he tear the cake apart he said There may be a hidden message in it

I asked him Why did he tear the cake apart he said There may be a hidden message in it  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed not now. ordering 20,000 bouncy balls

I asked him to come to bed not now. ordering 20,000 bouncy balls  Redditors Wife

i sang him happy birthday "that shit ain't free!"

i sang him happy birthday

I asked him for a pencil to borrow He asked me if I'd rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized duck

I asked him for a pencil to borrow He asked me if I'd rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized duck  Redditors Wife

Finally pays attention to your physical appearance "Your eyes are like Up-Votes"

Finally pays attention to your physical appearance

i wanted to play a board game with him he wanted to wait until the mods were asleep

i wanted to play a board game with him he wanted to wait until the mods were asleep  Redditors Wife

I told him I was feeling tense he rubbed my face in his sweaty armpits

I told him I was feeling tense he rubbed my face in his sweaty armpits  Redditors Wife

I asked if he'd give me a massage to help me relax He rubbed his sweat on my lips

I asked if he'd give me a massage to help me relax He rubbed his sweat on my lips  Redditors Wife

i told him that i thought we should be more intimate he just rubbed his sweat on my lips

i told him that i thought we should be more intimate he just rubbed his sweat on my lips  Redditors Wife

I asked him to pick me up a copy of cosmo he asked if I wanted a divorce

I asked him to pick me up a copy of cosmo he asked if I wanted a divorce  Redditors Wife
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