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He said my butthole would shrink back to normal now i shit when i sneeze

He said my butthole would shrink back to normal now i shit when i sneeze  Redditors Wife

Told him Pbat uploaded 10 hour minecraft video hasn't talked to me all day

Told him Pbat uploaded 10 hour minecraft video hasn't talked to me all day  Redditors Wife

I asked him when we could see each other again. he said he had to look at the redactions.

I asked him when we could see each other again. he said he had to look at the redactions.  Redditors Wife

He hacked into my computer account Now everyone on Reddit knows that I cheated in Scrabble

He hacked into my computer account Now everyone on Reddit knows that I cheated in Scrabble  Redditors Wife

I told him I was Pregnant He told me to go puke in the bathroom

I told him I was Pregnant He told me to go puke in the bathroom   Redditors Wife

Tell him I need a root canal. He tells me to turn off my cell phone.

Tell him I need a root canal. He tells me to turn off my cell phone.  Redditors Wife

asked him to come have sex with me He asked me if I had an MRI machine

asked him to come have sex with me He asked me if I had an MRI machine  Redditors Wife

I bought new lingerie He only wants spoons on my nipples

I bought new lingerie He only wants spoons on my nipples  Redditors Wife

I asked if he heard about Ebert dying he asked if that was the guy who invented velcro

I asked if he heard 
about Ebert dying he asked if that was the guy who invented velcro  Redditors Wife

I asked him to look at my boobs he said he was busy reading about a girl looking at her own boobs

I asked him to look at my boobs he said he was busy reading about a girl looking at her own boobs  Redditors Wife
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