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I asked him to come to bed He said he was too busy posting his sister's diary on the internet

I asked him to come to bed He said he was too busy posting his sister's diary on the internet  Redditors Wife

ENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH

ENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH  Redditors Wife

I think he farted... "Blame Simone"

I think he farted...

I asked him why he didn't want any soup He said because he was Christian

I asked him why he didn't want any soup He said because he was Christian  Redditors Wife

I told him I was up for pin-up model of the month he said nothing but showed it to a bunch of other people for karma

I told him I was up for pin-up model of the month he said nothing but showed it to a bunch of other people for karma  Redditors Wife

Bought a blue lobster costume for kinky sex Told me he only gets down with yellow lobsters

Bought a blue lobster costume for kinky sex Told me he only gets down with yellow lobsters  Redditors Wife

worried about where he's been all night and with whom was driving in circles in a parking lot

worried about where he's been all night and with whom was driving in circles in a parking lot  Redditors Wife

I told him to take the trash out. He said that I was literally worse than Hitler.

I told him to take the trash out. He said that I was literally worse than Hitler.   Redditors Wife

I tripped on the way to the bathroom he told me to go home because I'm drunk.

I tripped on the way to the bathroom he told me to go home because I'm drunk.  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED ORAL SEX HE SAID THAT I NEEDED TO GET MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FIRST

I ASKED HIM IF 
HE WANTED ORAL SEX HE SAID THAT I NEEDED TO GET MY WISDOM TEETH OUT FIRST  Redditors Wife
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