Redditors Wife

can we watch a movie? not unless it stars alexander rhodes

can we watch a movie? not unless it stars alexander rhodes  Redditors Wife

I told him I love him he said he's only interested in the car

I told him I love him he said he's only interested in the car  Redditors Wife

i told him i got my phd he asked me where my sword and top hat were

i told him i got my phd he asked me where my sword and top hat were  Redditors Wife

Just had a baby, said something funny about it husband leaves and posts joke on reddit

Just had a baby, said something funny about it husband leaves and posts joke on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him where is your wedding ring "I wiped my ass"

I asked him where is your wedding ring

"i left the seat up for you." "Do you have a dick?"

I asked for help fixing my computer "Have you tried Anal?"

I asked for help fixing my computer

Asked him if he still loves me showed me his butthole

Asked him if he still loves me showed me his butthole  Redditors Wife

Told him i was stung by a bee He unzipped his pants

Told him i was stung by a bee He unzipped his pants  Redditors Wife

I brought him home a cute kitten for karma. Maybe now he'll love me. "You couldn't have gotten a falcon?"

I brought him home a cute kitten for karma. Maybe now he'll love me.
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