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Come make love to me Can't, I already finished after seeing through your clothes on the baby cam

Come make love to me Can't, I already finished after seeing through your clothes on the baby cam   Redditors Wife

I keep asking him to be more decisive He just keeps masturbating

I keep asking him to be more decisive  He just keeps masturbating  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Hold on, I gotta tell the guys on Reddit first"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

Told him I was done getting ready and we could leave He said 2/8 would not bang

Told him I was done getting ready and we could leave  He said 2/8 would not bang   Redditors Wife

My sinuses are really clogged up. Next time, use a neti pot to get the semen out.

My sinuses are really clogged up. Next time, use a neti pot to get the semen out.  Redditors Wife

You won't understand this joke unless you've been on reddit all day

You won't understand this joke unless you've been on reddit all day  Redditors Wife

I told him he could do anything he wants. Kept browsing #KUBoobs

I told him he could do anything he wants. Kept browsing #KUBoobs  Redditors Wife

I told him an interesting fact He said I didn't pay enough tribute to Cthulu

I told him an interesting fact He said I didn't pay enough tribute to Cthulu  Redditors Wife

"Karma won't cover the mortgage, honey." voting clique motherfuckers...

The kids say that they're studying for good grades. He called them karma whores.

The kids say that they're studying for good grades.    He called them karma whores.  Redditors Wife
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